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*music*

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*music*

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So, let's go.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck.

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Bill Clinton?

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Barman Kassava?

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Give us a sec there now.

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Just bear with me a momentario.

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Uno momentario, please.

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Uno enchilada.

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Oh, yeah, that'll do.

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Sean Quinn, Mark, how are you?

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James Johnston, Kassava, Kieran.

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Five, six giant, Tipperary, Pablo.

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Darken Shrine.

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Fucking late night bit of sandigo.

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Fucking late night bit of sandigo.

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Moldova, Croatia, Bosnia, Mantenegru.

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Kassava.

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Alan Dardis says we want press ups but he says we but Alan's the only man Ashkin.

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What is that strange fruity little room Francis?

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What the heck is it?

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Q from the Bond films.

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It's a room man.

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It's a room.

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There is a bit of fruit over there though.

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The cost of a box.

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It's his bedroom says Josh JVV how are you?

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Cause Josh knows exactly where it is.

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Alan Dardis you have to do press ups yourself man.

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And tell us how many you can do.

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Don't lie.

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Just tell us in the chat there.

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We won't suggest that you're lying if you say 40 in one go.

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Am I allowed back?

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Scumbelina what do you mean?

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I'm glad I screen recorded that press up gear.

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Press up gear.

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Press up gear.

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What press up gear?

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Doing a bit of peeling.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Carrie O'Neill can't make head or tail of what's happened.

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Don't worry Carrie.

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You don't have to make head or tail or anything.

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Look at how fucking.

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Michelle Gondry that's gone.

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I wonder if Michelle ever got bullied in school in France for having a woman's name.

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Yeah Michelle.

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You should move over to fucking England or Ireland where you're called mighty.

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You might feel better then hey.

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How are you Sean?

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How are you Sean?

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How are you Sean?

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feel better then hey. How are you Sean? Why is the title called Kosovo 2?

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Well I got to tell you Chilo we done this keep you up shenanigans there. I say we I did it but you're all in on it. I don't ever remember addressing anybody called Chilo in the chat though. That's another story. But the first time there what I was doing was talking absolute shite. I don't know what you're thinking.

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Do you ever do anything else? You bollocks. But I was talking absolute shite. I managed to get myself onto a story about how the teacher in school was writing Kosovo on the board and it was spelled Kosovo with an O on the end.

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And then he kept on saying Kosovo. Kosovo take it down Kosovo. I was saying so it's Kosovo sir is it not Kosovo. Yes Kosovo. Glad take it down.

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And well to cut a long story short Chilo. Chilo the chat merchant. I decided to use Kosovo as the name of the follow up stream.

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And now this is the other stream after that. The second Kosovo in the lineage. I hope that answers your question Chilo. I hope you're getting on well and mighty on this Friday night stroke Saturday morning.

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Soccer ball. Soccer ball. Soccer ball. Where do you fly? Catch me a fly. Right in your eye.

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Sean Quinn. Where's Muttman's room? Muttman's off in another room.

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Smoke some salvia 50 times EJ.

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You off the booze Francis Ian. I was on it there two nights ago. I was off it yesterday and today.

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And Tommy's been off it for five days. I've only been off it for two.

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But uh. You gotta have a little bit of a rest considering the wet pubs are gonna be wet ass pubs on Monday.

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I hear Cardi B has the flight booked.

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She's heading over.

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She's getting into Nock.

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She gets into Shannon.

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On Monday morning at 7am.

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She's on the red eye.

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And then she's gonna get a private Learjet.

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A gondolier jet.

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In the shape of one of those Venetian boats that lovers get for a fucking arm and a leg when they're in Venice.

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The city of love.

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That's like a real life city that's turned into a Disneyland style vibe because there's so many people there.

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Cardi B's gonna be on one of those.

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It's meant to be a little bit chilly that day.

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So I was saying to her you'd want to wear a Cardigan when you get here.

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And she didn't know what that was.

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The concept of the Cardigan does not exist in the hip-hop.

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The explicit hip-hop world that she lives in.

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Plus such an item of clothing would be deemed too prudish for her to wear.

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Especially when trying to sell her wares.

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Which is herself.

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You know she is an icon in her own self.

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She's a walking advert.

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For her music.

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And her stuff that she does.

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But yeah.

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She gets into here then from Shannon to Cardi B.

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With her Cardigan.

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Hopefully.

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Into Knock Airport.

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I'll be going up there to pick her up.

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Tommy Schlug has the highest.

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He has the highest which is the highest conversion.

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He's stuck a few fucking seats in the highest.

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And he's really excited about using that as a new taxi machine when he's not doing the busing.

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Private cabs.

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Pff.

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I haven't seen the video Jackie Chan where Kanye keeps saying Paris instead of Paris.

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Do you think to yourself and Tommy will be heading over to any boiler room sessions after COVID?

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Connor.

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Look.

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I'm not.

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I can't.

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Say whether I will or I won't.

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Or whether I can or I can't.

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Because boiler room have to ask.

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I can't just rock up to the boiler room and be like.

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What's the story boiler boys?

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Give me the mic.

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There the fuck.

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Dark and Shrine.

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Thank you very much.

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Getting a bit of sweat on.

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I hope not.

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I hope there's no sweat on the lens.

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Sweaty lenses after you.

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Hot Jaj.

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Thank you very much.

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And Gaff Tor.

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Thank you very much.

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And Dave Davison.

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Thank you very much.

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Dave Davison.

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Just finished a sesh.

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Great to see you on.

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Could you wish my friend Jason McCandless.

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McCandless.

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A happy birthday.

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I can.

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Jason McCandless.

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Happy birthday.

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I hope you managed to blow out all your McCandless.

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Or is it McCandless.

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Whatever the weather.

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My intentions.

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Were good.

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Even if I have murdered your name.

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But I hope I haven't murdered.

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Your birthday spirit.

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Sandico.

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I hope you get a bag full of Sandicos in the morning.

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I've just fucking dropped this Sandico here.

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I'm going to be on the Sandicos for an hour I think.

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I'm going to be on the Sandico.

265
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:16,140
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

266
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:16,140
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

267
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:16,140
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

268
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:16,640
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

269
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,040
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

270
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:17,640
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

271
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,140
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

272
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:18,220
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

273
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,220
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

274
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,140
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

275
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:20,140
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

276
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:21,140
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

277
00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:21,760
Sandico.

278
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

279
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

280
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

281
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

282
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:27,760
Sandico.

283
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

284
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:29,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

285
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

286
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

287
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

288
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

289
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

290
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

291
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

292
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

293
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

294
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

295
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:40,760
I'm going to be on the Sandico.

296
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,760
No excuses now with the camera on.

297
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,760
Cha.

298
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,760
Cha.

299
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,760
Baba.

300
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:48,760
Baba.

301
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:49,760
Baba.

302
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,760
Crabba.

303
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:51,760
Dabba.

304
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,760
Laba.

305
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,760
Laba.

306
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,760
Be ready for the Laba.

307
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,760
After a hundred of these.

308
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,760
After five.

309
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,760
Or a thousand of these maybe.

310
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,760
Fucking do a thousand of these.

311
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,760
The truck full of sheep came through town again.

312
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:09,760
Today.

313
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,760
And it stank again.

314
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,760
It just must be fucking.

315
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:15,760
I don't know.

316
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,760
Sheep.

317
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,760
Sheep season is it?

318
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,760
Cause you hear of lambing season in spring lambs.

319
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,760
Is it fucking.

320
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,760
Death to the sheep season.

321
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,760
In September is it?

322
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,760
Cause if that's the case.

323
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,760
That's very sad.

324
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,760
And also it's trucks.

325
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,760
Coming through town.

326
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,760
About two or three times a day.

327
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,760
Fucking stinks.

328
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760
Poor bastards like.

329
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,760
Then.

330
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:54,760
Then.

331
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,760
I seen.

332
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,760
A fucking.

333
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,760
Pajero.

334
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,760
And a trailer.

335
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,760
With just one sheep in it.

336
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:00,760
Earlier on.

337
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:00,760
And that.

338
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,760
That sheep looked okay.

339
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,760
Like it looked sound.

340
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,760
And it was in nice kind of.

341
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,760
It had a bit of.

342
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:05,760
It had a bit of space.

343
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,760
But the other ones were like fucking.

344
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,760
Yeah.

345
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:08,760
Sad.

346
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,760
Sad.

347
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,760
Sad.

348
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:10,760
Sad.

349
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,760
Sad.

350
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,760
Shit.

351
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,760
I wonder do they know.

352
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,760
They know something's up.

353
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,760
Are you for chess?

354
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,760
Or is it more of a.

355
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760
Are you more of a drafts man?

356
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,760
Probably.

357
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,760
Drafts.

358
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:20,760
Drafts.

359
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:21,760
I was taught how to play chess.

360
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,760
But I forgot the rules.

361
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,760
Tell me about the wizard of Oz.

362
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,760
Chillo.

363
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:25,760
How are you man?

364
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,760
Fucking hell.

365
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:27,760
I'm enjoying the questions from Chillo.

366
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:51,380
Are you for chess or are you more of a drafts man? Probably drafts. I was taught how to play chess but I forgot the rules. Tell me about the Wizard of Oz. Cillo, how are you man? I'm enjoying the questions from Cillo. They're sufficiently random enough for me to tackle.

367
00:16:52,500 --> 00:17:02,780
Is this an anti-Serbian stream? No, sure. This is a pro-Serbian. Actually, fuck, I don't know. Don't quote me on that. I don't know. Are they okay? Are the Serbians okay?

368
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:22,120
What did you ask me there, Cillo? Cillo vision. Wizard of Oz. Well, the Wizard of Oz now is a fucking film.

369
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:34,560
From... I would guess, I would guess and say it was made in the 50s with Judy Garland. Late 50s. But I think it was one of the first ones in colour. Might be wrong about that.

370
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:40,820
All I do know is it starts off in black and white and then has this fucking mad burst of colour.

371
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:48,720
about a third of the way through it. Or even a quarter of the way through. Or even less. Maybe even a tenth of the way through.

372
00:17:55,140 --> 00:18:09,140
And the film basically is about Dorothy. This lady there. I don't know how old she is. But she's got a dog called Toto. And the fucking...

373
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:23,540
She lives in Kansas. And there's a storm. And now fucking twister. Vortex. Destroys the house. I think it knocks her for six.

374
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:31,780
So it's all a dream really, I believe, when she comes to. But anyway, you don't get told that. And...

375
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:44,180
She fucking wakes up anyways in some kind of... I might be getting this wrong now because I can't remember it. She wakes up. And everything's the land of Oz. She's not in Kansas anymore.

376
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:52,980
And... Some dirty old witch. Wicked witch from the west. Comes down and says, "You're fucked."

377
00:18:52,980 --> 00:19:02,980
Oh no, the wicked witch of the east comes down. She's got stupid feet. And she goes, "You're fucked." But a house falls on her. House falls on her. And... Dorothy sets off anyway and fucks off. Because there's some mission she has to go on. Like she has to get to the castle to save some stuff. So... uh...

378
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:12,980
A house falls on her. And... Dorothy sets off anyway and fucks off. Because there's some mission she has to go on. Like she has to get to the castle to save some stuff. So... uh...

379
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:41,620
She sets off anyway with a load of these munchkins. Which were all like... crazy little people. And... uh... Along the way then she meets... a scarecrow. Who starts talking. And apparently he doesn't have a brain. He's thick like. Not angry. Just a bit... a bit dense. And... uh...

380
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:49,760
Then she meets a lion who's supposedly a lion is meant to be a tough fucker like but he's not he's he's a scaredy cat.

381
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,860
And he doesn't have any courage so he needs courage.

382
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,640
So brain courage and then then they meet a tin man.

383
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,540
A man made a tin would you believe that?

384
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,200
And it turns out the tin man doesn't even have a heart.

385
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,500
So they have to go along with the three the three amigos.

386
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,960
I think the dog as well.

387
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:17,000
Where have they got Toto? Actually Toto is the dog.

388
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,380
Maybe I'm trying to think now.

389
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,240
Do they go to the castle to save Toto or is Toto with them?

390
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,300
Can't fucking remember.

391
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,260
I hope you're chillishning Chilo.

392
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:36,900
And anyway along the way they go through an opium field.

393
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:42,100
And she gets all fucking knocked out by the opium fumes.

394
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:49,860
And then the wicked witch in the temple sends a load of monkeys with wings.

395
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,100
Like actual monkeys with wings going.

396
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,640
Just flying out the fucking door.

397
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:59,280
But there's a scene where all these monkeys pile out the window.

398
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:02,520
There's like a queue of monkeys just piling out a window.

399
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:03,540
And she's going,

400
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,440
Go on fly my pretties.

401
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:05,980
Fly.

402
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:06,680
Fly.

403
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,640
And the monkeys just jump out the window.

404
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:11,780
But they don't fly like.

405
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,220
It looks like they all just fall to the ground.

406
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,320
But I mean we're meant to believe that they fly.

407
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:17,840
And then.

408
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:22,640
I think they fucking kick the shit out of those monkeys or something.

409
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:27,200
Because they don't seem to stop them on their way to the land of Oz.

410
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,400
Anyway they get to the land of Oz.

411
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:32,280
See a horse that's changing colour.

412
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,600
They go into the land of Oz.

413
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:36,020
It's alright.

414
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:36,820
It's not that good.

415
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,100
It looks ace like.

416
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:38,900
But it's not that good.

417
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,800
And then they get to the wizard of Oz.

418
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,560
And it's just some fella behind a curtain.

419
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:44,360
Like.

420
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,800
With a fucking microphone going.

421
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,360
Beware coward.

422
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,620
And then.

423
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,840
What's the story there?

424
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,460
What happens?

425
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,940
I fucking can't remember man.

426
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,000
But it's a good idea for me not to tell you.

427
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,120
Because it's a spoiler then.

428
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,480
Let's check here and see.

429
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,600
Yeah need to watch it yeah.

430
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:14,920
She never said fly my pretties.

431
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:15,620
No way really.

432
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,760
Wicked witch of the east.

433
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:26,860
Oh yeah.

434
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:27,840
Ruby slippers.

435
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,400
The wicked witch of the west.

436
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,400
Or the east's feet.

437
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,880
Started turning round.

438
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:34,520
Oh yeah.

439
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:35,060
She has to go.

440
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,380
She has to get ruby slippers.

441
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,260
Does Dorothy.

442
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,220
And then when she gets the ruby slippers.

443
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,960
She has to click her heel three times.

444
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,780
And say there's no place like home.

445
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,800
And then she wakes up at home.

446
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:46,760
And.

447
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,740
Turns out it was all a dream.

448
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,360
But everyone.

449
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:52,840
Everyone that she met.

450
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,640
In the film.

451
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:54,460
Like the tin man.

452
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:55,240
The scarecrow.

453
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:56,000
The fucking wizard.

454
00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:57,080
The witch.

455
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:58,700
The lion.

456
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:58,700
The lion.

457
00:22:58,700 --> 00:22:58,700
The lion.

458
00:22:59,240 --> 00:22:59,700
And.

459
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,340
Whoever else.

460
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,080
They were all.

461
00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:03,700
Kind of.

462
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,360
People that she knew in real life.

463
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,060
Like the brothers.

464
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:06,640
And the mother.

465
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,380
And some other people as well.

466
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:09,880
Mad stuff.

467
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:10,760
Mad stuff.

468
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:14,660
Yeah.

469
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,660
Slippers from pennies.

470
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:21,100
The one with Will Smith.

471
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,300
She used to read it.

472
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,600
Word up.

473
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,060
The lion.

474
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:30,940
The scarecrow.

475
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,420
The scarecrow.

476
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,580
And the clim man.

477
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,020
My friend.

478
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:37,580
Oh Linda.

479
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:38,480
Has coronavirus.

480
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:39,640
Can you wish her well?

481
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,040
Yeah.

482
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:40,440
Chilo.

483
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,460
How you.

484
00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:42,000
Oh Linda.

485
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:42,640
Friend.

486
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:43,780
Oh Linda.

487
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,420
Friend of Chilo.

488
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,360
You may have Corona.

489
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,800
But just remember.

490
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,520
You got to chillax the cax.

491
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,880
Like Chilo does.

492
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,260
And you'll get better soon.

493
00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:54,640
Also.

494
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:55,380
Don't spread it.

495
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:56,100
Don't go around.

496
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:56,940
Stay.

497
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:57,980
Stay inside.

498
00:23:58,840 --> 00:23:59,800
Stay inside.

499
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,540
Repeat.

500
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:02,640
Stay.

501
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:03,320
In.

502
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,140
Side.

503
00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:04,860
Oh.

504
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:05,500
Lin.

505
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,280
Da.

506
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,280
Hopefully that's.

507
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:11,160
Not much of a downer.

508
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:11,920
And sufficiently.

509
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,380
Upbeat enough for your friend.

510
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:14,900
Oh Linda.

511
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,020
Who has.

512
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:16,640
Corona.

513
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:17,460
Virus.

514
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,100
Now.

515
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,040
Take.

516
00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:21,780
It.

517
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:22,440
Down.

518
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,240
One.

519
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:24,780
Two.

520
00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:25,320
One.

521
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:25,860
Two.

522
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:26,400
One.

523
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,060
Two.

524
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:27,580
One.

525
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:28,100
Two.

526
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:28,680
One.

527
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:29,240
Two.

528
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:29,900
One.

529
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:30,380
One.

530
00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:47,880
listen to the schlap

531
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,480
on that sandicle

532
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:55,180
bit of nose action tonight

533
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,140
says it's very muscle

534
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,840
do you keep seeing the nose here do you?

535
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:07,960
what's the story Paddy Paddy?

536
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:12,640
turns out Dorothy was just very badly concussed

537
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,140
happy ending after all

538
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:19,880
the side nose

539
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:24,000
wouldn't like the schlap of that ball

540
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:33,120
schnozzle vision

541
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:42,380
Santa beard

542
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:51,500
oh I have this I have a little thing put in here that let me just see now if I can see

543
00:25:51,500 --> 00:26:00,620
there's nothing here that kind of stops the camera from hurting the side of my head so you might see it from time to time it might look like a little grey beard but it's just a bit of grey material

544
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:09,740
cloth what pub you going to on Monday not sure yet it's Tommy's choice

545
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:18,860
he has to pick up card again

546
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:24,800
Neuralink anybody can can you just condense that to me in a little body of

547
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:38,100
text and I'll be able to give my opinion on it. First pint, Stout. Stout for Tommy. Maybe

548
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:48,440
whatever draft. Probably lager. Probably Kalsberg. Just stuff that you can

549
00:26:48,440 --> 00:27:04,700
drink seven of them and still be okay the next day. Musk wired up a pig. Alright so

550
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:18,020
what did they do with the pig? What did they do with the pig? Oh computer brain. Oh they're just putting a chip in you. Yeah putting a chip in you. Found by Elon Musk and others developing

551
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:23,240
implantable brain machine. Well it's gonna happen at some stage so it's gonna happen at

552
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:29,700
fuck at some stage. I mean it could be...

553
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:38,280
It's fucked up but is there any point in fighting it all? It's all gonna happen now. Sorry I was trying to read these messages first and I'll get back to it. Best liquid layout in Mayo. Could be, could be, could be, pre-COVID anyway. Probably Westport or... I mean obviously people will say Westport.

554
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:46,620
fighting it all it's all gonna happen now sorry I was trying to read these

555
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:52,100
messages first and I'll get back to it the best liquid layout of Mayo could be

556
00:27:52,100 --> 00:28:01,840
could be could be pre-covid anyway probably Westport or I mean obviously

557
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:07,840
people will say Westport because it's just every every street is still pumping

558
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,660
pre-covid but most towns it's a shame because most towns used to have great

559
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:21,760
every town had a liquid layout not just the tourist driven town thanks for the

560
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:29,320
tip anyway as well as McCourt hammered his mother and RIP Ruth Ginsburg damn 2020 to

561
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:33,880
hell were you a fan of her Francis Ruth Ginsburg I don't know no I don't know

562
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:44,880
the name was she in any relation to Allen Ginsberg Ginsbergers

563
00:28:48,880 --> 00:29:10,640
much next yes good there's great truck spots in most towns those three towns more more

564
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:35,200
Swinford and Foxford out of experience Kilchamare was only a place you go to as a young fella on a bus to go to the N17 Supreme Court judge you're the best thanks very much Niasha I don't I don't I don't think I'm the best though

565
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:54,760
Shafi should come out of retirement for the old Neuralink around the world sorry this is really crap isn't it just me reading shit the whole time I'm getting back there now to the Neuralink

566
00:29:54,760 --> 00:30:14,960
yeah chips and brains it could be a fucking winner it could be a winner at the minute chips in pigs pigs may fly well it looks like that's even more of an attractive proposition when they've got microchips because you could remotely control the pig

567
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:26,280
like if we're a a drone so maybe that's something to expect in the future as well drone pigs

568
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:38,000
but uh i think once we get to that level it'll be a crazy crazy world because

569
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:47,300
you can you can root your computer can't you so you can do stuff that or you can jailbreak the iphone

570
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:52,720
so they can run apps and stuff that it doesn't want you to run but if you get these chips by musk

571
00:30:52,720 --> 00:31:01,200
then you might not be able to they might make them so that you can't fucking do that

572
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:10,320
and then you're just under their control but that's to say you if you're arsed in the technology

573
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:17,560
like if i had my own chip that i could use that i knew that wasn't going to be used by anyone else

574
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:27,440
but me and it just was like a local area network chip that had special stuff that didn't allow

575
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:32,400
hackers or anything to get into it but it just allowed me then to be able to you know control

576
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:38,400
the lights in the house or set an alarm or just you know i just google something in my mind then

577
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,880
then i'm fucking all for it

578
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:51,480
that'd be class man fucking googling stuff you don't even have to open your eyes you wake up on a morning

579
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,440
just google google the weather and the news

580
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:02,440
and you're cooking stuff then just google it in your mind and then when you're going around talking to people

581
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:10,280
you can be like telling them all sorts of class stuff and they'll think that you're really brainy

582
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:15,240
uh but you you can just be fucking googling it

583
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:20,760
so i mean but then again when you think about that maybe they'll have that too so i mean

584
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:27,560
they will know that you're you're just taking the pace or that you're you're you're googling it in your mind

585
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:36,200
uh what else could be good it could just record stuff that you thought about earlier on you know

586
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:43,160
when you you have thoughts and then you you forget about them like remember to pick up milk or foil

587
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,680
uh tin foil and then when you get home you've you've forgotten the tin foil and now you can't

588
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,280
throw the chips on into the foil into the thing because you haven't got the foil so you have to go back to the

589
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:59,320
supermarket that would be a thing of the past because when you're in the supermarket you could just go

590
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:04,920
shopping list and it'll come up in your face in your eye and no one will see it but you

591
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:14,440
i think that's worth it i think that's worth it selling your thoughts to advertisers that would be a

592
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,480
great way to make money

593
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,680
you could be doing live streams from your brain even do you know what i mean

594
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:34,760
welcome to the live stream i could just be this the live stream of this will just be something that

595
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:43,400
i'm imagining in the future how amazing would that be how futuristic and cool would that be

596
00:33:46,280 --> 00:34:00,920
sandaco three a new hope cassavo three a new dawn

597
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:14,920
oh

598
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,920
oh

599
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:41,320
uh sandaco have multi-million pound contract with francis no it's not true

600
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,880
but i i i'm here anyway if sand if sandaco are watching

601
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,240
poor neighbors no one ever everyone always says that there's no neighbors

602
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,160
because they would if they were neighbor neighbors i'd be fucked

603
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:10,600
can you juggle yeah i can actually yeah

604
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,740
Oh fuck.

605
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,200
Sandico.

606
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,900
Yeah, it would be fast to get another fucking microchip put into your head

607
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,720
because you wouldn't forget what you're going down the shop for.

608
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,620
Also, I've been going down the shop and forgetting my mask.

609
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,500
But if I had a chip in my fucking head,

610
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,100
it'd tell me when I was leaving the house that I don't have the mask on.

611
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:54,200
Save me the journey back up to the house then when I have to fucking run up to get it.

612
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,380
I've never been able to do more than three of the oranges though.

613
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,780
That's just three Jackie Chan, yeah.

614
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,300
Can you do the doogie? What's the doogie?

615
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:18,460
The doogie.

616
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,140
Gina, thank you very much.

617
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:21,880
Gina Davis.

618
00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:24,320
And Silver Pixie 5.

619
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,560
And lockdown. Thank you very much.

620
00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:28,100
What's your thoughts on the Dublin lockdown?

621
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:32,520
I thought, yeah, it'd be fucking rubbish to be locked down in Dublin.

622
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,980
But I mean, I'm sure you have everything there anyway.

623
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:37,680
But does that mean that everywhere is closed then?

624
00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:41,380
Does that mean that you don't get to even go for food or whatever that?

625
00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:42,840
Because that sucks.

626
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:42,920
That sucks.

627
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,800
A clone in Gibson. Thank you very much.

628
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,160
Schmin's Burgers Drones Pigs. Thank you very much.

629
00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,360
And Creme Chafe.

630
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:54,520
Schindler's pissed and he's after you.

631
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:59,640
I thought, yeah, it'd be shit to go to be in Dublin for the lockdown.

632
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:06,500
But I mean, there's not much of a big difference of what you can and can't do there.

633
00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:10,360
Even in a level three or whatever the fuck it is scenario than you can out here.

634
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:13,740
Obviously, come Monday, we're going on the piss.

635
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:17,760
But I mean, other than that, it's all the same.

636
00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:21,200
Apart from Monday, when we're going on the piss.

637
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:27,960
But other than that, I wouldn't beat myself up too much about it if I was in Dublin and getting all depressed about being in lockdown.

638
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:39,460
Because out here in the perimeter, on Monday, there's going to be no difference to what you're doing in Dublin.

639
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:43,640
Apart from the fact that we're going on the piss.

640
00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:46,080
I'm only messing.

641
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,780
We're not really going on the piss.

642
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,080
No one's going to be going on the piss.

643
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:56,240
But I probably will be heading to the pub with Tommy, the uncle.

644
00:37:57,260 --> 00:38:00,440
And you never know what could happen in the pub.

645
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,600
I mean, I'm putting...

646
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,040
There's not many things you could be doing in the pub, like, you know.

647
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,060
But I'm making it sound like alcoholism, like, you know.

648
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,220
I'm making it sound like, you know, fucking...

649
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:22,620
Oh, he's just trying to fucking sound class, like, he goes on the piss.

650
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:26,920
Not on the piss, like, just a few jars, like.

651
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:30,220
A couple of shorts, a couple of chasers, maybe a fucking...

652
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:33,160
A cocktail to celebrate.

653
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

654
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:37,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

655
00:38:37,740 --> 00:38:38,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

656
00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:39,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

657
00:38:39,740 --> 00:38:40,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

658
00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:41,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

659
00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:41,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

660
00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:42,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

661
00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:43,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

662
00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:44,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

663
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:45,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

664
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:46,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

665
00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:47,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

666
00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:48,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

667
00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:49,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

668
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:50,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

669
00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:51,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

670
00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:52,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

671
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:53,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

672
00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:54,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

673
00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:55,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

674
00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:56,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

675
00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:57,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

676
00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:58,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

677
00:38:58,740 --> 00:38:59,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

678
00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:00,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

679
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

680
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,740
A couple of shorts, like, you know.

681
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:13,480
get pissed it's the apocalypse main lining sherry for Pratsky for 498 it's a

682
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:22,220
real cheap tippling best part of the pub is the chip wrapper it's a different

683
00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:34,220
type of energy can you handstand not with the fucking equipment on the head the

684
00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:39,260
camera strap to the head it'll go off a slug and even even if I didn't have it I

685
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:44,360
couldn't I can't handstand I could practice and come back to you in a week or

686
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,980
two and maybe have it but I mean I'm not gonna make that promise

687
00:39:48,980 --> 00:40:01,220
a one plus three Rory no this is a phone from 2015 one plus two came out in 2015

688
00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:11,480
and it's still working still working you do capoeira I can't know like Eddie Gordo

689
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:33,480
I don't know how would you do that play a Super Mario theme on the ball do do do do do what you mean like try and keep the ball up in time with the Super Mario beats

690
00:40:33,480 --> 00:41:01,480
Super Mario theme on the ball build the ball round of the other places either I don't know what that gap is in the skirting board on the right I don't know

691
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:13,720
just been there for a while I've never really fucking best years beats by Mario

692
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:27,340
fuck yeah great look or I don't know about that I don't want to bring anyone down by

693
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:33,540
talking about serious stuff but I mean thanks for watching like if it was another stream I'd just be

694
00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:40,260
a bit weary of talking fucking shite about the about the world and that like I already went down

695
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:46,380
a bit of a fucking rabbit hole with the sheep started talking about the the slaughter of the

696
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:56,940
sheep and then it gets all existential about life and death and I'm not sure if I was saying to you

697
00:41:56,940 --> 00:42:04,440
last day as well or in one of the other Kosovo's how can you be sure that there isn't a god as well

698
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:10,680
because we know the big bang happened but what happened before the big bang for it to get here

699
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:20,120
you know I'm not saying it has to be a god like in the in this in the model of a human or anything

700
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:29,560
like that but something like something just cannot come from nothing and not even Stephen Hawking

701
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:35,100
could counter that

702
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:45,420
I think people maybe have a problem with religious doctrine and things like that but I mean at the end

703
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:52,920
the end of the day there still must have been something to create the whole fucking shebang

704
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,640
you know to get the big bang going I'd like to hear some of your thoughts on that chat

705
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:17,140
how did you get how did you get the the the universe like you know yeah but then what created god exactly man that's fucking that's another that's a brain twister

706
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:32,960
any ideas taking the broadcast next level guests not really Phil not really not yet but I mean you never know it could happen

707
00:43:32,960 --> 00:44:00,460
uh why does it need to be why does it need to have a beginning yeah well uh it's funny how they're telling us that the sun is gonna burn out and in a billion or so years and then the the universe will be fucked but I mean what does that matter to us anyway like we're not gonna be around to see it happen and it could be really wrong as well and a meteor could hit the earth as well

708
00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:09,040
in the meantime destroy the whole earth pretty fucking fascinating stuff though isn't it

709
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:16,340
you know if you think about it it starts it's so confusing when you start thinking about it

710
00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:21,180
and then that makes everything that's going on on earth like the day-to-day like what you were

711
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:29,020
saying there uh you gwellagor or whatever your name was uh sorry i don't remember the the other

712
00:44:29,020 --> 00:44:37,400
bit to the end of your name you gwellagor that it makes all this stuff what you were saying there

713
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:42,660
in the 95 and the 60 hour a week and all this kind of stuff it makes all that kind of stuff

714
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:51,320
not seem as important as we're made to believe it is important so you can take it it kind of it brings

715
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:56,700
you down a little bit then as well i mean it brings you not brings you down as it depresses you but it

716
00:44:56,700 --> 00:45:05,940
takes you back down to earth or makes things seem a little bit better because the minutiae of the

717
00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:11,900
everyday life can become overwhelming if there's too much of it and you don't have any escape from it

718
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:19,200
but a good escape could be just imagining what's out there and beyond the earth and also just looking

719
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:26,740
pictures of the earth from uh the space station pictures of the earth from the moon and all that kind

720
00:45:26,740 --> 00:45:32,320
of shine and just or even when we're flying around in the plane when watching tommy schluck flying around

721
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:42,440
in the plane and you see the the length and breadth of the country and we're just like tiny ants just

722
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:50,560
little ants compared to Tommy. When Tommy is 3,000 feet in the air, not even that, when

723
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:57,720
Tommy is a thousand feet in the air, we're like the way ants are to us when we're walking

724
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:04,600
and we see an ant on the ground. We can hardly see it because it's so small. And it's like

725
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:11,580
the amount of regard we have for that ant and his life and his personality. Even though

726
00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:17,700
Science will have you believe that they have no personality because it's just all chemical reactions.

727
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:26,500
That's the same amount of regard you kind of feel when you're at those heights a thousand feet in the air.

728
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:43,700
Ant and Dick

729
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:54,080
Do you ever think we'll encounter aliens in our lifetime Francis?

730
00:46:54,080 --> 00:47:20,120
Macarang, glad you asked, I'm glad you asked me as well because I really would be the go-to guy on that issue. Why? Because I've played numerous video games where there's aliens in them. Dead Space, Aliens Trilogy and then the Aliens Reboot video games that came out there about five years ago, six years ago.

731
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:38,120
Could have been ten. But they were bad aliens. They were nasty boys. And they could go fuck because they were trying to sabotage us. Face suckers.

732
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:53,120
And your one did well, didn't she Ripley? She did really well. Saburney Webber. She did really well encountering those beasts. And she really told them to go fuck. That's what I like about her.

733
00:47:53,120 --> 00:48:10,720
She wasn't taking any shit. But if they did come down, if aliens did come down, there's nothing. I mean, I doubt they'd be like any of those guys. They probably would be just sound enough people. They might even be like the way we are, like, you know.

734
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:28,020
Fancy spare room. Thank you very much. Squish. Thank you very much. And Francis. Thank you very much.

735
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:57,160
Are aliens already here? They could be among amongst us. How would you not know that I am an alien? Do you know? I could be a plant here from some other planet or whatever to kind of subvert what's going on via the medium of YouTube live streams.

736
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:25,800
Then I'd be reporting after the stream was finished. What's the story? Mother bees. Yeah, stream was a success. We managed to keep about 300 people watching. Hey, at one stage there were 400. I was dropping all sorts of pills, urine.

737
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:39,640
I was dropping knowledge, not actually dropping yolks. But this is me talking to Mother Base. Yeah, I was dropping all sorts of knowledge pills. Like Matrix, Matrix style pills.

738
00:49:39,640 --> 00:50:00,060
I was telling them that Screech was after them. Do you know Screech from Saved by the Bell? And then Tommy Schlug flew around the fucking, flew around Ross Cray looking at roundabouts. Completely confused the humans that were watching then.

739
00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:14,900
They could be organizing and overthrowing the government. But they're pacified with the roundabout stuff. So you never know. That could be, that could be what's going on right now.

740
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:36,740
Are you happy Dublin is locked down? I don't, I feel bad for, for the lockdown, for people who were there in lockdown and if it's scuppered their plans or has put them out of work or put them out of business. I feel bad. So I wouldn't be happy. I don't know why. Is anybody happy? Is there?

741
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:42,640
It'd be, it'd be, it'd be, it's a bad, it's bad crack to be gloating like.

742
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:57,700
If you were, if you were thinking that I was happy there earlier on when I was doing the juggling with the oranges and going, we're going on the piss. That was just a joke like, you know, it's not, don't mean to be fucking rubbing it in or anything.

743
00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:16,480
It's a bad job like, you know. So close to it as well. Within a week you were within sniffing distance of the pints and they were just withdrawn. Withdrawn. What can you do? Can we watch some clips of Screech?

744
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:29,380
It's like Father Ted when they go on the holiday and Dougal says she would go see that wall or go see the fence or something. And Ted goes, we best save some excitement for, for later or for another day.

745
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:44,260
So we'll save the Screech clips for another day. Plus I can't queue up any media here on the screen. Nor would I want to considering it's another fucking, uh, whatever effect you call that. There's probably a term for that effect that's on the screen now.

746
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:51,200
I don't know what it is, but I'd rather just have that on the screen instead of Screech.

747
00:51:54,700 --> 00:52:06,680
If you don't mind, if you do mind, then you'll have to fucking write a letter of complaints to, uh, the BAI.

748
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:14,240
See whether or not they'll uphold your complaints, but you'll need to have a few, you'll need to get a fair bit of weight behind the camera.

749
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:24,400
I'll have to get a few people writing letters as well. But I heard Van the Man, Van Morrison is going releasing anti-mask songs.

750
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:34,720
Uh, three, he's going to drop them, uh, after every week, like a little van bomb. He's going van bombing us with mask songs.

751
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:44,120
And, uh, I was wondering why now considering he is from the North and he never really did any, uh, protest songs or anything like that.

752
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:55,080
Why does it come down to the mask stuff? And then I thought maybe it's because he has been hurt by not being able to perform because he was always performing.

753
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,340
Wasn't he? Or was he not?

754
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:02,800
I always heard him like, oh, he's going to be playing here. Every couple of years, he's always playing, always touring.

755
00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:09,500
But, um, do you reckon that's why he's so mad about the masks? Because I think that's what it is.

756
00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:17,160
Let me know there.

757
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,400
Uh, not just Van Ian Brown.

758
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:33,980
Yeah, but I know, I just want to know whether or not what your, what, what you think there, uh, Van Morrison's reasons are for being anti-mask.

759
00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:39,900
Do you reckon it's, I, I know people are saying, oh, he's notorious for, for being a ball of something.

760
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,840
But what do you think it is? What do you think his real reason is?

761
00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:50,580
He's, he's great. Like, it's Van Morrison.

762
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,720
He's just, all right.

763
00:53:56,940 --> 00:53:57,580
He's rich.

764
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:05,460
I don't know. It doesn't really cut the mustard with me because he's a, he's a contrarian about everything anyways.

765
00:54:05,580 --> 00:54:14,540
And he's always, uh, being, he's never, he's never looking for attention, uh, you know, being outspoken in the media and stuff, is he?

766
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:17,960
Contrary.

767
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,020
I know he's being contrary, but he's making a point, Johnny.

768
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:27,000
He's making a point, you know, like, he's making three songs and he's releasing them one after, over the, a course of a few weeks.

769
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:33,580
Uh, so there, there has to be something else at stake. Otherwise, why?

770
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:50,880
But, uh, if, if it is the work thing, if, if what I, I feel it is, like, is if, if he can't do the gigs and that's why, then I think maybe it's not really that, uh, much of a big deal for him.

771
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:56,220
Because he's, he's done loads of gigs over years and years and he's made loads and loads of money.

772
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,180
But there's people who really are out of work.

773
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,680
Who, uh, who need, who need to work.

774
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,120
Van Morrison doesn't need to work.

775
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,040
Or maybe he does to stay sane, I don't know.

776
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,920
It's about personal freedom.

777
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,680
Imagine he releases the songs, though, and they're fucking class.

778
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,500
Can't do a Van impression, but imagine they're the best songs he ever did.

779
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,240
Wanna fuck you to the mask crew.

780
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:44,740
Brown eyed mask.

781
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,740
Where did my mask go?

782
00:55:50,340 --> 00:55:52,740
I threw it on the radio.

783
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,020
Don't know why you throw the mask on the radio, but it rhymed.

784
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:04,300
Where did my mask go? I threw it in that big black hole.

785
00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:08,200
You do a video to her as well where he's throwing a mask in a hole.

786
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,640
Vanmutter Snake.

787
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:51,320
Morrissey is a big outspoken musician isn't he? And he's Morrissey. If he got in a van he'd be Van Morrissey. That's a real mind twist. Mike Johnson thank you very much I hope you're well. Jenny Bombeni thank you very much I hope you're well.

788
00:56:51,320 --> 00:57:10,320
Will normality resume? I don't know. I hope so. I think you just gotta fucking block it all out man. And just turn off the news anyway. Because that's just Project Fear.

789
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:24,020
COVID-19, COVID-19, COVID-19, just block it all out and just tell yourself this is normal.

790
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:34,420
I know that sounds dystopian, doing a bit of dystopia are you? But I mean, you might as well to keep your sanity.

791
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:53,120
Otherwise, the obvious route is insanity. You don't want to be insane, otherwise you're fucked. Remember, Sun Tzu said in the Art of War, don't go insane, otherwise you're fucked.

792
00:57:53,120 --> 00:58:07,120
And that's the basis in which ancient Chinese dynasties won. There were the Tang Dynasty and the Zhang Dynasty and the fucking...

793
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:14,120
Those are the only dynasties I know, but I'm sure there's some other Chinese sounding names and I won't attempt them.

794
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:21,120
Bah bah bah bah bah! Cha cha cha cha! Dynasty, Dynasty, Dynasty!

795
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:44,120
It's 20 to 2.

796
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,120
It's 20 to 2.

797
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:53,120
Pardon me.

798
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:55,120
GM UK.

799
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,120
Yeah.

800
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:29,120
Tronite is... is... sorry I don't know why you're a moderator Tronite. Didn't mean for that to happen.

801
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:37,120
I think I accidentally fucking have been modding people. I might have even accidentally...

802
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,120
Might have accidentally...

803
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,120
Put people on time out.

804
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,120
Wu Tang.

805
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:56,120
Do you think in 20 years of time we will be watching the Covid Chronicles? Yes.

806
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,120
And I would love to host that programme.

807
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:04,120
So I'm gonna have first dibs... you've seen it here first, you heard it here first.

808
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:09,120
Francis Higgins putting his name, top of the list.

809
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,120
Chalk it down.

810
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:12,120
The Covid Chronicles.

811
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,120
A show which will be commissioned in 20 years time.

812
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:20,120
We interview guests based on what happened back about the Covid.

813
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:24,120
But I mean, Computer Chronicles was all current day technology.

814
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,120
So it would be a bit grim if in 20 years time we haven't found the vaccine.

815
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:34,120
And we're still just like talking about Covid on a TV show.

816
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,120
You'd have to wonder if they don't find a vaccine.

817
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,120
Will it just all become normalised anyway?

818
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,120
Like the Covid where it just... it isn't a thing anymore.

819
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,120
I don't know if that will happen.

820
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,120
As in it is a thing. It still kills people.

821
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,120
But I mean, we're just not doing anything to prevent it from happening anymore.

822
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,120
Because it's just...

823
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,120
But I don't know if humanity can become that callous.

824
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,120
I wonder if the slowdown...

825
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:14,120
This whole Covid thing might be pleasing a lot of the green crowd, is it?

826
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,120
Because of the less impact on the environment.

827
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:24,120
Due to like mass industrialisation and carbon emissions and shit like that.

828
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:30,120
So I don't know, maybe there's fucking benefits to be had. I'm not sure.

829
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,120
Silver linings to the shitty cloud.

830
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,120
What's the chill music? It's the...

831
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,120
The lo-fi beats to study and relax to.

832
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,120
Chill lo-fi beats.

833
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,120
Lofi.

834
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:55,960
Lofi.

835
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,120
Lofi beats.

836
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,280
Lofi beats.

837
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:20,960
Tasty treats.

838
01:02:21,260 --> 01:02:22,120
Lofi beats.

839
01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:23,100
Tasty treats.

840
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:24,380
Lofi beats.

841
01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:25,320
Tasty treats.

842
01:02:25,740 --> 01:02:26,520
Lofi beats.

843
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:27,540
And tasty treats.

844
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,560
Tasty treats.

845
01:02:28,940 --> 01:02:29,640
Tasty treats.

846
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:30,880
Lofi beats.

847
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:31,800
And tasty treats.

848
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:36,320
It's nice when you get a little line going.

849
01:02:54,200 --> 01:03:02,740
Yeah.

850
01:03:02,740 --> 01:03:03,960
The Greta Thunbergs love it.

851
01:03:05,060 --> 01:03:05,620
Fair play to them.

852
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,380
I'll be.

853
01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:08,380
I'll be.

854
01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:11,360
I'll be.

855
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,540
See the Irish version doing the rounds the other week.

856
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:16,420
I did yeah.

857
01:03:16,420 --> 01:03:17,260
It was funny.

858
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:18,840
There was two of them.

859
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:20,680
There was an evolution.

860
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:22,720
And.

861
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:23,260
And.

862
01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:26,480
I thought it was strange to see Jerry Adams in me.

863
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:31,060
But.

864
01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:31,260
A.

865
01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:36,060
Surprise nonetheless.

866
01:03:36,060 --> 01:03:40,420
I mean.

867
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:40,820
There's many.

868
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:41,300
There's.

869
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:43,200
Like.

870
01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:45,440
Hundreds or thousands of.

871
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:45,440
Hundreds or thousands of.

872
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:45,440
Of.

873
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,120
Potential candidates that could have come.

874
01:03:48,860 --> 01:03:49,280
Before.

875
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,480
Me like.

876
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:55,520
So I don't know why.

877
01:03:56,020 --> 01:03:56,620
That happened.

878
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,140
I suppose.

879
01:04:01,820 --> 01:04:04,120
Oscar Wilde or James Joyce.

880
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:04,400
Or.

881
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:04,820
Fucking.

882
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:07,340
Michael Collins.

883
01:04:07,460 --> 01:04:07,760
I suppose.

884
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:09,120
If you've got Jerry Adams.

885
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:10,720
He's more of a modern day.

886
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:11,920
Republican.

887
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:12,560
Instead of.

888
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:13,920
Michael Collins.

889
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:15,560
Uh.

890
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:18,280
Who could you put on?

891
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:19,080
Like even fucking.

892
01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:21,320
Sonia O'Sullivan.

893
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:21,700
Or something.

894
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,620
I suppose she doesn't do YouTube streams.

895
01:04:25,100 --> 01:04:26,240
She doesn't play Call of Duty.

896
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:26,560
So.

897
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,180
Had a bit of a loss there.

898
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:35,400
Have you seen threads?

899
01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:35,980
Yeah.

900
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,180
The nuclear war thing.

901
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:37,400
Yeah.

902
01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:45,040
Do you like Dune?

903
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:46,060
I've never seen it.

904
01:04:46,060 --> 01:05:01,120
Shane Duffy

905
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:03,840
Shane Duffy could have been on there

906
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,280
after the outburst

907
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,580
I believe that

908
01:05:06,580 --> 01:05:09,820
I think Ryan Tuberty had to

909
01:05:09,820 --> 01:05:11,420
apologise or something

910
01:05:11,420 --> 01:05:13,720
because Shane Duffy was back in the news there

911
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,180
last week or the week before saying

912
01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:18,100
Tuberty is a bit of a bully

913
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:18,620
or something

914
01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:22,380
you know for saying that

915
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,800
it is a cheap shot

916
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,740
considering they played it the whole time

917
01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:28,620
every time they come on because

918
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:30,560
they must be fucking sick of it now

919
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:30,960
but I mean

920
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:33,080
it was probably the only

921
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:33,900
the one time

922
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:34,920
and the only time

923
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,020
I'm not sure there might be more

924
01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:37,680
but I was on Shane's side

925
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,140
for that because

926
01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:40,700
he stuck up for himself

927
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:42,940
and it was funny as fuck

928
01:05:42,940 --> 01:06:04,340
shove it up your fucking hole

929
01:06:04,340 --> 01:06:07,780
do you know what you can do with it

930
01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:09,820
you can shove it up your fucking hole

931
01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:11,440
ain't that the truth

932
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:14,100
see that video there

933
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:15,780
I just watch it here

934
01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:18,900
shove it up your fucking hole

935
01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:22,460
oh Joel Tom

936
01:06:22,460 --> 01:06:23,240
fuck off man

937
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,460
who are you

938
01:06:24,460 --> 01:06:25,640
Joel Tom

939
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,740
Tom York

940
01:06:27,740 --> 01:06:34,460
Joel Tom

941
01:06:34,460 --> 01:06:35,380
do you know what you can do

942
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:37,300
you can shove it up your fucking hole

943
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:44,180
where do we find that video now

944
01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:51,580
Joel Farmer's after you.

945
01:06:51,580 --> 01:07:10,280
Where is this? Shane Lynch.

946
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:40,260
Thank you.

947
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:54,640
I don't give a fuck.

948
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,860
It's a real winner.

949
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:14,000
I'd say all the lads enjoyed that as well.

950
01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,860
They mightn't have liked it when he was doing the fucking...

951
01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:19,840
I'd say all the lads enjoyed that as well.

952
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,620
When he did that at the MTV Awards when he said,

953
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,040
You can suck my dick or something.

954
01:08:26,820 --> 01:08:28,640
Maybe that's there as well. Shane Lynch.

955
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:32,760
MTV.

956
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:38,800
Yeah.

957
01:08:40,180 --> 01:08:41,840
Hope it probably won't be...

958
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:42,940
You won't be able to hear it as well.

959
01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:49,020
There you go.

960
01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:50,020
There you go.

961
01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:51,020
Anyway, here...

962
01:08:51,020 --> 01:08:55,460
...the bumball that can turn any audience into jumpers and sweaters.

963
01:08:55,460 --> 01:08:56,460
So go on...

964
01:08:56,460 --> 01:09:05,100
...the jumping sweat for a band that likes knitting, but never shares needles.

965
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:06,400
Don't try the game.

966
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,580
Alright, he's done it already.

967
01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:08,980
Wait a sec.

968
01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:10,820
Wait a sec.

969
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:11,400
Wait a sec.

970
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:11,980
Wait a sec.

971
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:12,500
Wait a sec.

972
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:13,040
Wait a sec.

973
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,500
Here we go.

974
01:09:14,620 --> 01:09:15,120
Here we go.

975
01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:16,880
Here we go.

976
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:25,340
I tell you what, we're Dubliners, we're Irish, and we've been here for a long time.

977
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:35,280
We've been here for a long time.

978
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:37,600
From me, take care, God bless you.

979
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:46,320
I tell you what, we're Dubliners, we're Irish, and we've been here for a long time.

980
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:50,140
Where's the fucking bit where he says he tells everyone to fuck off or something?

981
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:52,720
Maybe it's a bit further on.

982
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:22,780
Come on, fuck.

983
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:25,000
Oh, there's a bit at the end, is there?

984
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,480
Yes, yes.

985
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,280
Thank you very much.

986
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:32,080
And last but not least, we haven't had this, if not for you.

987
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:33,460
So thank you, the fans.

988
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:35,660
Please say it, please, please, please.

989
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,240
All right, folks.

990
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:40,900
Stop saying it.

991
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,720
I'll tell you what, right?

992
01:10:45,860 --> 01:10:47,780
You look all rapid tonight.

993
01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:51,780
Where's the bit where you said some fucking stuff?

994
01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,620
I said what I had to say in the last one.

995
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:55,240
Speak up, Ireland.

996
01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:56,560
You're not all rapid.

997
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:00,800
Where is it?

998
01:11:01,620 --> 01:11:14,800
fuck

999
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,700
is anyone commenting here

1000
01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,840
saying where the stuff

1001
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:22,240
where's the bit where he says the

1002
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:26,680
I think he says

1003
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,760
you can suck my dick or something

1004
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,160
maybe he doesn't

1005
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,880
I'm sure we watched that though

1006
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:46,320
yeah yeah it's been edited out but we did see it though

1007
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:47,560
it was on a

1008
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:51,720
it was on a YouTube video

1009
01:11:51,720 --> 01:12:00,040
it was on a YouTube video
